Barack Obama - Yes, you can.
Bill Clinton - Villifying the other side with a smile doesn't work when the other side is also a Democrat.
Hillary Clinton - Nothing's inevitable.
John McCain - Vet first.
Sarah Palin - Insist your own people help handle you.
Mitt Romney - Play to your strengths (economy) instead of where you perceive there to be a niche (social conservative).
Rudy Giuliani - Never put all your eggs in one basket when that basket is eighth in line for counting.
John Edwards - If you're cheating on your cancer-stricken wife, don't freakin' run for president!
George W. Bush - Don't spend more than you bring in.
Mike Huckabee - Maybe if you announced Chuck Norris would be your VP in February...
Bill Richardson - Endorsing a front-runner can get you a Cabinet seat.
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