Political semantics

Some words have had their meanings changed over the past few years in the political world, but as far as I can tell, this is what they really mean.

BIGOT - Someone who disagrees with me.

CONSERVATIVE - Someone who believes in the Constitution, and that the individual is more important the government. And didn't vote for Obama.

FASCIST - Someone who disagrees with me who wants to pass laws about it.

HATE - The only emotion of people who disagree with me.

HITLER - The guy who holds views opposite of mine. And if your views are opposite of mine, guess who you then, by default, agree with?

HYPOCRITE - Someone who reacts one way when their guy does it, but completely opposite when the other guy does it. See also: pundit, reporter, spokesman, talking-head.

INTOLERANCE - How those who disagree with me plan to proceed.

KNUCKLE-DRAGGING - An action reflective of those who disagree with me.

LIBERAL - Someone who believes in the Constitution, and that the individual is more important the government. And voted for Obama.

MODERATE - Someone who believes in the Constitution, and that the individual is more important the government. And would switch parties if it helped him get re-elected.